Posted by: kristensawkwardness | December 1, 2009

The stunt double that clearly is in need of a new gig.

Ladies and Gentlmen,

I would like to introduce to you a very hard working and dedicated stunt double. His name is Preston Johnson.

He doubled for Robert Pattinson in Twilight. He is shown (left with Pattinson on right) here in the photo below:

Since Twilight, he has had much free time to think about life, love, and the bitterness he holds in his heart. You see, he fell deeply in love for one Kristen Stewart.  He tried asking her out once and she turned him down.  Poor Johnson has been heart broken on top of his already screwed career. If anyone has a job opening, please call him as soon as possible. There is just no telling what he could do next. 

Please save this man and his career.

You can reach his agent (a.k.a. mom) at 1 (800) 555-suck.

Johnson is also available for dating. Dont worry girls, I am sure he wont talk negatively about you interviews later. 🙂

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  1. What.An.Ass.


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