Kristen’s Night Before Christmas:
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through the house
She was wearing nothing
not even a blouse.
The apple pies were sat
on the counter with care
In hopes that her lover
soon would be there.
Her new puppy
all curled in his bed
While vision of spam
danced in his head.
With Kristen in her pajamas
from the Panic Room set
had just settled down
for her long winters nap,
When out on the lawn,
there arose such a clatter
She sprang from the bed
to see what was the matter.
Away to the window
she flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters
and threw up the sash.
The crunchy lawn all brown
from lack of tender care
Gave a nice homely feel
to passers: BEWARE.
When, what to her wondering
eyes should appear,
but a super sexy dude
and two other nudes.
With shribbled up manhood
so cold was the day,
I knew in a moment
They must all be gay.
So silly they looked
all naked with shame
I whistled and shouted,
and called them by name:
Oh Robert , Oh Oregano, Oh Jesse you fools
Oh put your clothes on
I needn’t see your jewels.
To the top of the staircase
To the front door they came
“Now open this door
Right now!” they exclaimed.
As they banged on the door
their wild furry flew,
“Open the door
We’re coming for you!”
They were naked and cold
Shaking they were.
And bare were their feet
Oh they must hurt.
A bundle of toys
Rob had on his back,
And he suddenly looked “happy”
just opening his pack.
Jesse’s eyes – how they twinkled
his dimples – how merry!
His knees were knocking
Which wasn’t very shocking.
Oregano’s droll little mouth
was drawn up with plea,
and the nervousness was clear
as he was very antsy.
They spoke not a word,
just stood there to wait
As she stood in shock
thinking what to say.
While running her finger
along her thin stomach
and giving a nod
to the bedroom she ran.
The boys followed closely
as they wanted to see
what she had planned.
They were sure they wanted it badly.
But they heard her sweet voice
as she ran up the stairs:
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night”
OMG that was awesome just amazing.
They must all be gay -freaking hilarious
By: KMDawe on December 16, 2009
at 10:08 pm