Okay, so not really. Its actually Loquat Tarts.
Not to be confused with Pop Tarts or Twat Tarts.
We all knew she loved to cook and now we finally have one of her own recipes.
Kristens loquat tart recipe here.
Try to keep your dirty thought to yourselves, you filthy pussies….
Okay, moving on…
While I have been keeping up with our beloved Kristen, I have also been drowning in fan fiction, Thanks to KStewFanGirl. Ever need a recommendation? Find her 😉
or check out my fan fic rec page
Anywho, let me go all the way back to the Eclipse Premiere. Our girl got marked up by some beyotch! What balls!
The only people who hate Kristen are the people who are so insanely jealous of her amazing talent and the fact that Rob gets in her pants 😉
Her thoughts on sharpiegate.
Let me now discuss her hair. Oh em to the mofo gee!
Did anyone else notice how Kristen made fun of Letterman for saying “woofs” instead of wolves? He didn’t even notice. Dumb ass…
She and Rob showed up at a theater in LA last night!
To sum it all up
She looks gorgeous, she makes loquat tart (not just mean spam), she thinks Letterman is an idiot, she juggles, she golfs, she’s in love, Rob is in love,
we’re in love.